"There are many ways to juggle your responsibilities around Halo 2. Multitasking is good. Sleep at work and eat during sex. But kids! Kids can be a real problem. If they're not old enough to know to wait at the base for a gunner to step aboard before driving a Warthog away, they're of no further use to your family. Still, it can be hard to bring ( Read more... )

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satan in a shirt (1:22:35 PM): how was last night ( Read more... )

oh, what a night. i got home around an hour ago and am about to take a nap ( Read more... )

kim: you have to get me a ring since we're getting married
me: yeah, i will
kim: and make sure it's not something nerdy
me: hah.. it won't be a nerdy engagement ring, i promise.
kim: seriously, if my engagement ring summons Captain Planet, i am going to kill youkim: who do you love more? me, or spiderman ( Read more... )

holy rollers my neck hurts. and it looks like i'm not sleeping for the seventh day in a row. this is the point where i'm supposed to turn into a quivering mess.. but no. also, eyeliner looks better when i rub it off of me.
DIGLETT ARE YOU THERE

Elect Snorlax/Diglett 2004! Compassionate welfare state liberalism and naps!

also: LOOK AT THE MOON. it's true! it IS made of chees! it's HUUUGE and yellow!

happy easter!
where'd you hide the eggs? IN HER OVARIES.

satan in a shirt (8:35:49 PM): i'm going to cut my hair
Iliveonlovest (8:40:18 PM): no
Iliveonlovest (8:40:21 PM): don't cut it
Iliveonlovest (8:40:22 PM): no
satan in a shirt (8:40:28 PM): how come?
satan in a shirt (8:40:57 PM):satan in a shirt (8:37:15 PM): ah, actually i was thinking of getting a pair of scissors and cutting it now ( Read more... )

kim (8:15:17 PM): i've been online most of the day ( Read more... )